Celeb Hot Goss: Time 2 Butter Ur Tarts!
Sometimes prime ministers need to live, laugh, love too.
It occurred to me recently that I don’t do enough (read: any) celebrity gossipe (correct spelling) in this newsletter. Let’s do something I no longer like to publicly do and talk about somebody else’s Canadian breakup shall we?
Once upon a time, back when I knew very little about him, and also (key fact!) when I was actively drinking a lot, I made some public statements about this Disney Prince of the North looking man called Justin Trudeau. I must own my truth to you, my realest readers.
These past statements about the current prime minister of Up North could be characterized as “absolutely disgusting,” “truly unhinged,”“filthy” and “fueled by a lot of free bourbon at the Bell House.” They could also be called “made whilst totally hungover on any one of a number of podcasts.”
Anyway, he is getting separated and divorced, and he and the ex-wife released a very well-worded statement about co-parenting etc., so that’s all your celebrity gossip, except my friend texted me and said she thinks Taylor Swift is dating A Man. Not my business, but the curatorial hand of enchantress Tree Paine never stops.
Readby and by for actual celeb newsfotainment.
I pre-registered for Taylor’s 2024 shows in New Orleans, and so can you! One of them occurs on my birthday! I hope I am alive to see it! Unless God has other plans! In which case I hope a thrilled tween gets my ticket!
I love one of my unions more than the other but I will not say which because solidarity etc. Also! Next Thursday, this is happening. My favorite nonprofit aka the Entertainment Community Fund is participating.
Some things about the Mediterranean Diet are here for you to read. My cardiologist said I have to do these things after COVID fucked up my heart slightly or maybe a lot (we’ll see! Time will tell!)
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Do you have suggestions for good Mediterranean restaurants in Chicago? I am going there, not for my full-time job work, or for my freelance Hollywood contract work (strike!) but for (gasp!) actual vacation. Please leave them in the comments.
Humiliated but relieved to admit I bought this book about tapping on your pets. I have a wild one, if that hasn’t been made clear to you!
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